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Jennifer Aniston is planning on launching her own perfume in the next few weeks.  She's reportedly spent 20-months working on the fragrance, but, still can't come up with a name for the new perfume! 

A source close to Jennifer told "OK!" magazine: "She has yet to get 100 per cent behind any name but the one she favours is Aniston... It's all about capturing the idea of romance and freedom at any age, but it's hard to do that in just one word."

Hmm... Maybe we should ask John Mayer to come up with a name...

This is from a small drug store in Corydon, Indiana, which is in southern Indiana, near the Kentucky border.  Funny Stuff! :0)

This is gonna be good -- now, a reason to watch SNL... Now, if only Tina Fey would make fun of Sarah Palin in a skit with Betty White, I'd be in pure heaven!

Betty White fans, your prayers have been answered. The former Golden Girl will appear on Saturday Night Live in the near future, she confirmed to PEOPLE at Elton John's annual Oscars viewing party on Sunday night.

Fans have been clamoring for White, 88, to do SNL – an idea she called "ridiculous" just a few weeks ago – ever since her comic turn in a Snickers ad during the Super Bowl. One Facebook page devoted to the cause has attracted half a million fans.

When asked by PEOPLE, "Are you doing Saturday Night Live," she answered, "Yes," even if she remains perplexed by the groundswell of support.

"I don't know why or how," she says, "but it's been wonderful."

White didn't offer any details about the SNL gig, and it remains unclear when she will appear – or what it will entail.

 Entertainment Weekly said she might appear on a special "Women of Comedy" episode with former SNL cast members Molly Shannon, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler – but executive producer Lorne Michaels reportedly denied that. 

White's career resurgence hasn't come completely out of the blue. She did star with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds in the romantic comedy The Proposal, and was recognized with a lifetime achievement award at the Screen Actors Guild.

I've always loved Sandra Bullock -- And her acceptance speech makes me love her even more!  So humble and honest... Love You Sandy!

Wow!  I guess seeing a "dark and dirty" Rihanna wasn't such a good idea... According to PerezHilton.com Rihanna is planning on releasing a new album this summer... returning to her basics...

It's ok, Rihanna... All the big names have had flops! ;-)

Miss Carly Simon has finally said who her iconic song "You're So Vain" is about... Geffen Record producer David Geffen!

Now Geffen is gay, so it wasn't a love triangle, or a bitter love break up song at all... but, actually was written because Carly was allegedly bitter about the label promoting Joni Mitchell more than her... interesting... I bet you think this song is about you... DON'T YOU!

I'll admit I laughed when I first read the story, but, seriously it's sad!   

VILLE PLATTE, La. - A Louisiana woman has pleaded guilty to selling two children for a cockatoo and $175 in what her attorney called an attempt to do a good thing that went wrong.

"It was a really clumsy attempt at an adoption proceeding," said Steve Sikich, attorney for Donna Louise Greenwell of Pitkin. "She was trying to help the children and get them situated."

Greenwell, 53, was sentenced Monday to 15 months of hard labor on each of two criminal counts: sale of a minor. The sentences are to run concurrently. 

Read the full story by clicking the link below

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35537878/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

Billboard crowned the sexiest women and men in music recently. The online poll said Britney Spears was the sexiest woman.

and Adam Lambert the sexiest man.

Beyonce and Miley Cyrus came in 2nd and 3rd place (really Miley??) Either 15-year old boys or dirty 60-year old men were taking that survey!

Coming in 2nd and 3rd on the mens list is Nick Jonas and Chris Brown.  What?  Chris Brown hotter than Justin Timberlake??

Now, here's a job I can do!  

THE WHITE HOUSE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MANAGE PRESIDENT OBAMA'S TWITTER ACCOUNT:

Earlier this week, the White House sent out a job posting for someone to become PRESIDENT OBAMA'S new social networks manager. 

--In other words, the White House wants someone to manage the president's Facebook and Twitter accounts.

--According to the listing, some of the job qualifications are:

--Excellent writing and editing skills with strong attention to detail.

--Strong familiarity with social networks.

--The ability to work hard and under deadline pressure.

--Passion for engaging Americans in, quote, "advancing President Obama's agenda and changing the country."

--Must be willing to relocate to Washington, D.C.

http://my.barackobama.com/page/s/socnetsmanager

 Seriously, have you ever ridden on a Greyhound bus?  It's not the nicest experience in the world -- who would want to steal one of these?  I mean if you're gonna steal at least steal a Volvo or SAAB or something.. geez!

An empty Greyhound bus got swiped from a garage in Manhattan, finally showing up abandoned in Queens today.

But officials have no idea who took the bus — or when it actually went missing.

A driver for the rival Peter Pan bus company spotted the vehicle on Astoria Boulevard, and alerted Greyhound around 2:15 a.m., a source said.

Greyhound promptly sent out a mechanic from the 12th Avenue garage.

But the mechanic didn’t find the bus where the crew sent him and called cops, who finally located the missing vehicle at Astoria Boulevard and 29th Avenue at 12:45 p.m., the source said

The bus had been taken to the West Side garage Feb. 14 for routine maintenance.

Cops poured over surveillance video from the garage. Sources said investigators think the caper may have been an inside job since the thief apparently knew how to get access to the bus battery and disable it in Queens.

"We’re working with local law enforcement," said Greyhound spokeswoman Maureen Richmond 

Read the full story at:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/greyhound_bus_stolen_twice_bUyj4ph3PYMYAQgJjK2xFJ

Hey Ya'll -- sorry, that was my Paula Deen voice.  Anyways, a "Source" tells E! News that the 63-year old butter lovin' southerner is in talks with "American Idol" to be a guest judge.  

I say when Simon leaves ditch Kara and make Paula Dean a judge full time -- then in-between the singing she could show us how to make one of those gooey butter cakes!

I could soooo use one for my front yard!!!